NEW ACRONYM FOR LIBERALS

IMBECILE = Incogitant* Marxist whose Beliefs Embrace Communistic Ideology and Liberal Elitism

Although this might seem harsh by some people's standards (and some might say, "it's so un-Christian!"), I don't mean this in a cruel or disparaging way, but I chose the word "imbecile" because the letters making up the word correlate so well to the various aspects of the whole Socialist-Liberal-Communist spectrum. But just for grins, let's break it down even further, shall we?

Main Entry: IMBECILE
Function: noun
Date: 1802
Etymology: French imbécile, noun, from adjective, weak, weak-minded, from Latin imbecillus, Fool; idiot.

Now let's see what "fool" means:

Main Entry: FOOL
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French fol, from late Latin follis, from Latin, bellows, bag
Date: 13th century

• A person lacking in judgment or prudence
• A harmlessly deranged person or one lacking in common powers of understanding
• One with a marked propensity or fondness for something (a dancing fool)

*Incogitant means "thoughtless" or "inconsiderate."

YouTube HYPOCRITES!

YouTube Yanks Video Exposing Obama's Abortion Extremism

BTW, YouTube is owned by GOOGLE, so there you go.

Prof tells students to undermine Palin

Meet Colorado’s new Ward Churchill wanna-be!

Wow. The fact that the college even lets him get away with that stuff is frightening.

SP: transparent ploy & second-class public servant

An oh-so-pithy OpEd piece by Hanna Shtein (not making that up), who is a Philosophy major at UW-Wisconsin Madison, writing for the Badger Herald, so take it with a grain of salt.

Typical socialiberal diatribe by a 20 year old trying to get her point across. But it's followed by several rather funny and snarky responses, one of which, from 'anonymous' I liked (but it's not quite correct - her name is Sarah Heath Palin...unless she was trying to make a point):

Anonymous (September 17, 2008 @ 7:04pm):

Where does she get off thinking she can be vice president of the United States? Up against the one million years in the Senate her opponent, Joe Biden, has logged in between expensive rides at taxpayer expense on the Acela, what can she offer? Mayor of a town of six people and ten caribou [sneer]? Miss Congeniality [sneer, sneer]? Bastard-baby-grandma [sneer, sneer, sneer]? Poster chick for "family values" [sneer, sneer, sneer, sneer]?

Sorry, I'm running out of sneers.

But, seriously, just look at the negatives: she's a popular first-term governor, she's a woman, she's happily married, she has five kids, one of them with Down's syndrome, she's a maverick, she's from way beyond the Beltway, she's taken on both the Republican Party and Big Oil, she shoots automatic weapons, she can kill a moose with a butter knife and fillet a sea lion with a smile, her husband's a roustabout Eskimo snowmobile champ, she's a hockey mom, she was Miss Wasilla, she looks like she should be playing Cecily, the saucy librarian, in Tom Stoppard's Travesties, and she doesn't wear pantsuits. Heck, she hasn't even appeared yet on Meet the Press! I mean, who in his right mind would vote for her?

Sure, if she were one of ours, not only would we have nominated her by acclamation, since she fulfills every trope of feminism except for her unfortunate and inexplicable opposition to murdering unborn children, we would also have made at least two TV movies about her life, celebrating her choice to have her fifth child and the announcement yesterday that her 17-year-old daughter, Bristol, is pregnant and is going to marry the teenage father of her child. That's the kind of heartwarming, inclusive, empowering story we love -- she's like Juno come to life as Juneau, set in Mystery, Alaska.

But she's not a Democrat, which despite her va-va-va-voom appearance, means she's not really a woman, which is one of the reasons we've spent the past four days since McCain unveiled her trying to tear her limb from limb. Just because she's the governor of a state sandwiched between two obscure and unimportant countries, Canada and Russia, and spent more time in her first five minutes visiting American troops in Iraq than Evita Barry did during his entire Rainbow Tour, what could she possibly know about foreign policy? It's not like she's John Edwards or something.

So that's why we're having our Wellstone Funeral Moment at the moment. We mean well; we promised ourselves we wouldn't go over the top with our outright loathing of the Neanderthals who preach "Christian" values while practicing Wiccanism and child sacrifice and who hate black people and gay people and want to destroy the environment just because they can, and want to amass more money than even John Kerry or Jon Corzine or Herb Kohl or Jay Rockefeller or Dianne Feinstein -- the five richest senators -- or Ted Kennedy or John Edwards or Nancy Pelosi have. That, usually, is the Kos Kidz's job. Along with speculating exactly how Bush got from My Pet Goat to planting the depth charges that blew up the levees in New Orleans.

But sometimes the mask slips and you can see -- whoops! -- how much we hate you. Normally we're against hate in all its forms, and embrace tolerance as one of our defining moral attributes. But when it comes to you conservatives, well, with the best will in the world, we just can't tolerate you. You're elitist, you're judgmental, you're hypocritical, and we know that deep down you hate us even more than we hate you. Therefore, by any means necessary, we will defeat you this fall. Voter fraud, "walking around" money, legions of lawyers, as many recounts as it takes -- bring it on!

Because we need to take back our country. We need to take it back from fascists like George Washington and Abraham Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt and Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush, and give it back to its rightful proprietors, patriots like Henry Wallace, Sidney Hillman, Norman Thomas, Gus Hall, Karl Marx, Leon Trotsky, Joseph Stalin, Saul Alinsky, William Kunstler, Abbie Hoffman, Jerry Rubin, David Dellinger, Tom Hayden, Bobby Seale, and, yes, my guy, the Talking Parrot, you know who.

And Sarah Marshall (? Heath?) Palin stands in the way of all that. After we sent Bill n' Hill packing with their twin gold watches in Denver, we thought we had a clear playing field. The sunshine of the uplands was ours. Mother Gaia had opened wide her arms to embrace us, shunning the Orcs and the Uruk-hai of the Anti-Slavery, Anti-Segregation, Anti-Secularism, Anti-Sedition and Anti-Surrender Party. We were going up against Bob Dole and Jack Kemp, Herbert Hoover and Whoever, Daddy Bush and Dan Quayle, Gerald R. Ford and, well, Bob Dole.

Piece of cake, walk on the beach, a Renaissance Weekend in a non-denominational heaven for atheists. Until Sarah Marshall Palin showed up, bringing with her 10 million bucks for the bad guys in three days, a level of enthusiasm not seen since Ronnie was a pup, and a clear shot to Republican dominance with her and Bobby Jindal and whatever seduced and corrupted minority group is coming next for eons to come.

So that's why we hate you, Sarah Marshall Palin. We hate you because you remind the other side of their wives, their girlfriends, their daughters, and make them want to fight for you against our sneers and our smears. We hate you because you're smart and accomplished and didn't make your bones on the back of Monica Lewinsky. We hate you because you've made us forget that our last two candidates for vice president were Joe Lieberman and John Edwards, whoever they were.

We hate you because you're smart and beautiful and we wish we had women like you on our side.

We hate you.

AP: Palin brought this upon herself

You've GOT TO BE KIDDING.

The AP are using the excuse that they use in rape cases: "it's the woman's fault" that Sarah Palin got her email hacked.

This is getting dirtier and dirtier. Yeah, sure, it's all Sarah Palin's fault for using Yahoo in the first place. GIVE ME A BREAK.

Wonder what this guy would say if HIS OWN email account were hacked???

The story behind the Palin e-mail hacking

I will never understand people that do things like hack into Sarah Palin's email just because they can, and because they think it's funny.

Michelle Malkin fills us in on the Palin hacker scandal.

Son of Democratic Rep is alleged Palin hacker

BIG SURPRISE HERE: the Palin hacker is the son of a demosocialiberal.

The son of a democratic state representative from Tennessee is at the center of an online investigation into who broke in to the email account of vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin and shared some of its contents with the world.

HERE'S WHAT WILL HAPPEN:

• Mr. Democratic Representative and his liberal buddies will find a way to find as many loopholes and red tape as possible to get this dismissed or brushed under the rug.
• The kid and his lawyers will decry that he's "unfit" for trial or jail because of his "lifelong depression" and his being committed twice.
• The kid will become even more depressed and distressed, and commit suicide, in order (he thinks) to get out of the whole mess HE CREATED.

I realize that last one is VERY HARSH, but we always hear stories where the antagonist does this very thing to "escape" the law. I just hope and pray it does not come to that. But this kid is messed up and needs to have consequences of some kind.