Celebs for McCain: Yes, Virginia, There are a Few

Isn't it sad that the few conservatives in Hollyweird have to be so surreptitious:

They have been meeting quietly at out-of-the-way diners and bars in and around Los Angeles for four years expanding their membership by word of mouth.

So when Liberals try to talk about how horrible conservatives are, just remember these:

• Gary "I didn't kill Chondra Levy" Condit.
• Teddy "Chapaquidick" Kennedy
• Robert "KKK" Byrd
• Bill "I did not have sex with that woman" Clinton
• Hillary "Whitewater and condescension" Clinton
  
• Barney "sex with a male prostitute" Frank (not to mention working a gay brothel out of his own house!)
• Sandy "Document in the Pants" Berger
• James "Gay Affair" McGreevy
• Jesse "Affair and illegitimate Child" Jackson
• John "Affair and illegitimate child" Edwards
  
• Eliot "Prostitute ring" Spitzer
• Nancy "I need my own plane" Pelosi
• Al "My house uses 5 times the energy of Bush's" Gore
  

However, according to the MSM, they don't seem to hold a candle to Larry Craig's "bathroom toe-tapping" incident...