More creepy fun from our friends at Google!

Google is creepy. But that's what makes them so awesome, right? NOPE. Be afraid. Be very afraid:

NEST. Thermostats and meter readers are things you don't really think too much about, except when it gets too hot or cold, or your electric bill spikes. Nest wants to control all of that for you and lots more. See what Nest/Google is planning next (from CES). 

 

Google AI. You'll never need to use your own intelligence again!  

Google at the intersection of technology, data science and healthcare? Yea, Verily.

And if you need a nip and a tuck, Google's got you covered there, too.

Calico. Google wants to help you live forever!

Wi-Fi around the planet for everyone? Why that's just Loony!

Need it? Want it? Gotta have it NOW? Google Drone has you covered.

Google Genomics. Why not let Google be the keeper of your unique, special DNA?

If your daughter tells you "my dolly is alive!" maybe you should believe her.

Google says go fly a kite! They insist.

With Google, the days of playing "hide and seek" are over.

Google Diagnostics. You'll never need a doctor with Google sniffing out what ails you.

Playing with the neural net? Google wouldn't dream of it!

Password? We don't need no stinkin' passwords

 

With Google, there's always more to come...much of it not good!